Remember the days of the old schoolyard? Remember when Myspace was a thing? Remember those time-wasting, laborious quizzes that everyone used to love so much? Birthday Cake For Breakfast is bringing them back!
Every couple of weeks, an unsuspecting band will be subject to the same old questions about dead bodies, Hitler, crying and crushes.
This week: Adam Hutchison, bass player extraordinaire, one third of The Physics House Band and Stewart Lee’s bezzie mate!
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Google ‘Cliff Richard’, click ‘Images’.
Who is your favourite Simpsons character?
The man who is too large for his car.
What T-Shirt are you wearing?
A marmite t-shirt that says ‘love’ on it.
What did your last text message say?
“egads. Protect them hemeroids“.
What’s the last song you listened to?
‘The Awakening‘ by Josef Leimberg.
How did you meet the people in your band?
A Brony convention.
What’s the first record you bought?
Cornershop – ‘When I Was Born for the 7th time’.
What was your favourite VHS growing up?
Thomas The Tank Engine/West Side Story.
When was the last time you cried?
Watching Rogue One at the Cineworld 4DX Experience – A literal emotional rollercoaster.
Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
Best Physical Feature?
Worst physical feature?
Reasonably ok/not bad feature that you’re not fussed about?
Giant palms, small fingers.
Do you have any pets?
Ever picked up any injuries on tour?
I sliced my thumb open trying to cut a tomato. Pretty safe other than that.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Leotard dinosaur outfit.
Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Alex Ross Perry’s new film, ‘Golden Exits’.
Do you have a crush on someone?
David Benson Phillips.
What’s the shittest experience you’ve had as a musician?
Realising I had played the best part of a Luo gig without my guitar lead being plugged in, and not realising it because I couldn’t hear anything. I was standing right at the front. It was awful.
If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
The Crantis Period.
How do you want to die?
What’s your favourite thing about pizza?
Piles of anchovies.
What are you craving right now?
Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. I didn’t like it, then I became incredibly allergic, and my eyes seized closed. Never again.
What did you dream about last night?
I can’t remember last night, but this is something I wrote down in a sleepy stupor a few nights ago: “Friendly octopus/squid repeatedly giving bowling ball back to guy on boat whilst police talk to him from shore and girlfriend berates him. “
If you could go back in time and kill the baby Hitler, would you?
If Everett’s theory is true, then that would have happened already.
Do you like Chinese food?
Have you ever been on TV?
Not yet. I desperately wanted to go on ‘Takeshi’s Castle’, but they stopped making it when I was two.
Ever meet someone famous?
I licked Fatman Scoop at a club in Magaluf.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Underwater TV chef.
Brighton-based trio The Physics House Band have recently announced (with the help of Stewart Lee) their first record in four years with new mini-album ‘Mercury Fountain’, due April 21st via Small Pond Records. Pre-order the new record here!