Remember the days of the old schoolyard? Remember when Myspace was a thing? Remember those time-wasting, laborious quizzes that everyone used to love so much? Birthday Cake For Breakfast is bringing them back!
Every couple of weeks, an unsuspecting band will be subject to the same old questions about dead bodies, Hitler, crying and crushes.
This week: Bass player and vocalist extraordinaire Will Pollard of the gnarly NIGHT OWLS!
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Nah…saw a man punch a pigeon out of the air once tho.
Who is your favourite Simpsons character?
Stupid Sexy Flanders.
What T-Shirt are you wearing?
I’m not ; )
What did your last text message say?
”Liam, I’m not sending you a picture of my chest hair”.
What’s the last song you listened to?
Rod Stewart – ‘Do Ya Think I’m sexy’.
(no, genuinely, greatest keyboard riff of 1978)
How did you meet the people in your band?
1st Rule of Fight Club… You do not talk about fight club.
What’s the first record you bought?
Harry Potter sound track.
What was your favourite VHS growing up?
Call me Controversial but: Star Wars, The Phantom Menace.
When was the last time you cried?
Dom did a cover of ‘Walking in the Air’ at our last gig, beautiful.
Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
Best Physical Feature?
Worst physical feature?
I have very pink nipples.
Reasonably ok/not bad feature that you’re not fussed about?
Do you have any pets?
Yes, do you? (Ed – Thanks for asking, mate. I’ve not, no).
Ever picked up any injuries on tour?
Liam lost my raincoat at a London show once, that was emotional damage.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Do you have a crush on someone?
Michael Portillo (Ed – Hey, we know that guy!)
What’s the shittest experience you’ve had as a musician?
Being in this band.
If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
Ancient Egypt, cos them pyramids are bothering me.
How do you want to die?
In a blaze of glory.
What’s your favourite thing about pizza?
Its typically circular shape…I am partial to a square one tho.
What are you craving right now?
Been craving salt and pepper chips for 3 weeks.
Have you ever been on a horse?
No, been on a donkey in Scarborough, it pooped while I was on it and everyone laughed.
What did you dream about last night?
If you could go back in time and kill the baby Hitler, would you?
He’d be slung out of the window quicker than you could say 3rd Reich.
Do you like Chinese food?
Go back up 4 questions, you’ll find out.
Have you ever been on TV?
Yeah but I’m not sure if the episode of Crime Watch is still on iPlayer.
Ever meet someone famous?
Kane Dingle from Emmerdale.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
The banging new NIGHT OWLS single ‘Out of My Head’ is out now through Till Deaf Do Us Party!